What The Hell? Spike in Phishing & Malware Misdiagnosis

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What the hell? We have it all wrong again.

Listen up everybody. This isn’t about Facebook.

It’s like this. Consider the crime of stealing a credit card number in two scenarios, one offline and one online:

Offline Online
Victim Street Pedestrian Online Pedestrian
Perpetrator Fraudulent Hot Dog Vendor* Fraudulent HTML Author
Scene Street Corner Any Website
Bait Hot Dog Link or Form
Innocent Act Handing Over Card Clicking
Criminal Act e.g. Sell copies of charge
slips to buddy
e.g. Install keylogger and
capture card number
Heartburn Type Gastric, Financial
(order can vary)
Financial

*Fraudulent vendor who sells legitimate hot dogs.  Not to be confused with legitimate vendor who sells fraudulent hot dogs.  That’s a whole different crime.

In the sequence of events, the only place to really solve this problem is between smelling the bait and performing the innocent act. Right? Right?

So allow me to announce my shiny new patent-pending Anti-Fraudulent Hot Dog Vendor Detector Method and Apparatus.  The features of which I describe in my next entry.

Where the hell is Ron Popeil when you need him?

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