What The Hell? SSL Certification is a Bribe

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What does SSL stand for?   H-Y-P-N-O-T-I-S-M.
No, really. Give me the first answer that comes to your mind. Don’t filter it. Why do you purchase SSL certificates for your site?
You answered something having to do with security, right? You are so not right. What you’re doing is buying [...]

What The Hell? A Certified Webform!

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Assume for a moment that you are a legitimate business entity called Example.com.  By legitimate I mean you have been vetted in a way that demonstrates you qualify for an Extended Validation SSL (EV-SSL) certificate, whether or not you actually own one or even want to.  You [...]

What The Hell? Moore’s Law and Web Security

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Convenient to the point I make here, the terms Moore’s Law and Hypertext were both coined in 1965.
Since then, if I’m counting correctly on fingers and toes, CPUs should have improved by roughly a factor of (2 **(((2009 – 1965)*12)/18)) = 676,414,963.  The actual number doesn’t matter because I’m [...]

What The Hell? Post-Click Fraud is the New Phishing

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Phishing is so pre-”What The Hell Security.”   Here’s what post-click fraud has that phishing doesn’t.
In name:

jargon-free (sorry d00dz)
capitalizes on an understood concept (fraud)
describes its boundaries (the fraud after the click, not the fraud after the card trick)

In meaning:

encompasses all link-aware applications (office apps, browsers, music  players, drawing apps, etc.)
encompasses [...]

What The Hell? Dispose of Phishing?

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Phishing used to be a bounded phenomenon. Mirriam-Webster Online defines it as “a scam by which an e-mail user is duped into revealing personal or confidential information which the scammer can use illicitly.“
Translation: Receive an email thick with Romanian accent; click on “Click hear” [sic]; transcribe your PayPal [...]

What The Hell? The Real Web Fraud: SSL

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What do you call a ubiquitous security technology that has only ever delivered on half its promise?   SSL.
Don’t get me wrong.  SSL has proven pretty decent at delivering transport  security.   For B2B applications requiring mutual authentication, that is.  (Ironically, in many cases those applications use manually-exchanged self-signed certificates, [...]

What The Hell? A Few Good Certificate Authorities

Blogger’s Notice: The following material was plagiarized from a movie script to make the blogger’s point for him.  Any resemblance to named companies and technologies is definitely intentional.  No animals were harmed in the cutting-and-pasting of this satire.
General Verisign: You want informed browsing?

Cruisin’ Consumer: I think I’m entitled   to it.
General Verisign: You want Base64 [...]

What The Hell? Phishing & Malware: It’s The Clicks Stupid!

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Q: What do phishing and drive-by malware have in common?
A: They’re both irrelevant before you click.
Simple, isn’t it?  Eh, not so much.
If it were simple, there’d be an accurate way to anticipate the result of clicking.  On links and “Submit” buttons I mean.
Yeah, I know what you’re gonna say.   [...]

What The Hell? Raiding Lost Phish in the Kingdom of Crystal Malware

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Not sure about you, but I’m heartened by the fact that phishing and drive-by malware are working so well today.  It means the Web is in tip-top shape.
Think about it.   A Web that doesn’t display persuasive content, or execute retrieved code, would be irrelevant to [...]

What The Hell? Elephish in the Room!

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This much is hardly news, but six months ago two Microsoft researchers published a paper titled A Profitless Endeavor: Phishing as Tragedy of the
Commons.  It presents a provocative case that the aggregate financial impact of phishing is on the order of 1/50th that suggested by surveys of U.S. online [...]